Tim wants to be a magician just like his hero, Amaz-O. Too bad Tim’s too broke to afford magic tricks, and his sister is constantly ruining his magic shows. But things go bad from worse when his sister gets turned into a rabbit! And Rob Schneider is.. a stapler!

Third time’s the charm, or at least that’s what R.L. Stine was thinking when he put out Same Thing as the Last Two Dummy Books III. Join us as we discuss the finer points of ventriloquism, pranking your cousin, and dummy gangbangs.

It’s the holiday season, and the guys celebrate by tackling the Goosebumps TV episodes that WEREN’T based off a book or short story. That’s right, it’s… the Chillogy!

Mark has jungle fever. He’s absolutely obsessed with the jungle! He loves the jungle soooo much, especially when he’s playing his jungle video game! Then one day Aunt Benna, who works in the jungle, sends Mark a shrunken head from the jungle! And when she invites him to visit her in the jungle, Mark is jungling for joy! It’s jungle-tactular! Oh my, I’ve had a stroke.

Brrr! Bundle up, viewer, because we’re going on a journey to the Last Frontier. Seward’s Folly. The Sourdough State. Baked Alaska. That’s right, for book #38, Goosebumps goes to West Canada for a thrilling journey on the tundra, featuring: sled dogs, abominable snowmen, and magic balls… snowballs, that is.

Something’s up at Hill House… something ghostly. Duane and Stephanie are obsessed with the legend of the headless ghost, and they’re determined to find his head. Elsewhere, Ned is obsessed with finding head, too, but a different kind of head… Gay glory hole head.

For April Fools, we changed things up a bit and traded in Goosebumps for the other 90s children’s horror classic.

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It’s time for another Goosebumps sequel! Steve wants a Halloween mask just as scary as Carly Beth’s from last year. But when the creepy old man mask makes him weak and impotent, there’s no Viagra or Cialis in sight. Meanwhile, the guys are offended that someone online said they don’t drink enough, so they rise to the challenge. But will they go too far? Yes, yes they will.

Erin and her best friend Marty are huge fans of the Shock Street movie series, tastefully-handled pornographic films focusing on the ancient technique of the Shocker. But that all changes when Erin’s dad gets them front-row seats to the Shock Street studio tour. Now, Erin and Marty are in for the shocker of a lifetime… As the old saying goes, “thou must insert two ineth the pinketh, and whilst this occurs shall thou place one in the stinketh.”

It’s too soon for another Living Dummy book, so R.L. Stine comes up with a new totally unique idea: living lawn gnomes! Luckily Ned came equipped with a specialized bat to help destroy the book.