Ginger and her twin brothers Pat and Nat find themselves lost in the woods. They stumble upon a place where the trees are unnaturally high, the bushes are purple, and the grass is yellow. Then they’re confronted by the Beasts, big blue throbbing veiny– whoops, sorry, wrong book. Big blue creatures that want to play a game… an insidious game… a horrifying game: tag.
During his sister Brandy’s egg hunt birthday party, Dana finds an egg… a weird egg. A pulsing, throbbing, veiny egg. An engorged, trembling egg that’s so swollen and inflated that it’s just bursting to explode with its yolky goodness. Speaking of penises I mean eggs, it turns out Max has a real thirst for them.
Remember that Goosebumps movie sequel that came out half a year ago? Welp, the boys finally got around to seeing it, so here’s some quick thoughts on it. (It sucked.)
