Ginger and her twin brothers Pat and Nat find themselves lost in the woods. They stumble upon a place where the trees are unnaturally high, the bushes are purple, and the grass is yellow. Then they’re confronted by the Beasts, big blue throbbing veiny– whoops, sorry, wrong book. Big blue creatures that want to play a game… an insidious game… a horrifying game: tag.
During his sister Brandy’s egg hunt birthday party, Dana finds an egg… a weird egg. A pulsing, throbbing, veiny egg. An engorged, trembling egg that’s so swollen and inflated that it’s just bursting to explode with its yolky goodness. Speaking of penises I mean eggs, it turns out Max has a real thirst for them.
Remember that Goosebumps movie sequel that came out half a year ago? Welp, the boys finally got around to seeing it, so here’s some quick thoughts on it. (It sucked.)
Tim wants to be a magician just like his hero, Amaz-O. Too bad Tim’s too broke to afford magic tricks, and his sister is constantly ruining his magic shows. But things go bad from worse when his sister gets turned into a rabbit! And Rob Schneider is.. a stapler!
Third time’s the charm, or at least that’s what R.L. Stine was thinking when he put out Same Thing as the Last Two Dummy Books III. Join us as we discuss the finer points of ventriloquism, pranking your cousin, and dummy gangbangs.
It’s the holiday season, and the guys celebrate by tackling the Goosebumps TV episodes that WEREN’T based off a book or short story. That’s right, it’s… the Chillogy!
Mark has jungle fever. He’s absolutely obsessed with the jungle! He loves the jungle soooo much, especially when he’s playing his jungle video game! Then one day Aunt Benna, who works in the jungle, sends Mark a shrunken head from the jungle! And when she invites him to visit her in the jungle, Mark is jungling for joy! It’s jungle-tactular! Oh my, I’ve had a stroke.
Brrr! Bundle up, viewer, because we’re going on a journey to the Last Frontier. Seward’s Folly. The Sourdough State. Baked Alaska. That’s right, for book #38, Goosebumps goes to West Canada for a thrilling journey on the tundra, featuring: sled dogs, abominable snowmen, and magic balls… snowballs, that is.
Something’s up at Hill House… something ghostly. Duane and Stephanie are obsessed with the legend of the headless ghost, and they’re determined to find his head. Elsewhere, Ned is obsessed with finding head, too, but a different kind of head… Gay glory hole head.
For April Fools, we changed things up a bit and traded in Goosebumps for the other 90s children’s horror classic.
