Skipper Matthews loves comic books, especially ones with the villainous Masked Mutant. Skipper loves his comic books so much that he’s oblivious when girls inexplicably throw themselves at him. Come on, Skip, get a clue. That girl was mad into you! She invited you over to her house to see her “comic collection!” How you gonna turn that down?! Anyway, some other stuff happens, but mostly Skipper’s going to look back at the time a girl on the bus invited him to her house and be filled with regret because he’s a thirty-year-old WoW player living in his parents’ basement.