Category Archives: Drinking with Goosebumps

Something’s up at Hill House… something ghostly. Duane and Stephanie are obsessed with the legend of the headless ghost, and they’re determined to find his head. Elsewhere, Ned is obsessed with finding head, too, but a different kind of head… Gay glory hole head.

Erin and her best friend Marty are huge fans of the Shock Street movie series, tastefully-handled pornographic films focusing on the ancient technique of the Shocker. But that all changes when Erin’s dad gets them front-row seats to the Shock Street studio tour. Now, Erin and Marty are in for the shocker of a lifetime… As the old saying goes, “thou must insert two ineth the pinketh, and whilst this occurs shall thou place one in the stinketh.”

It’s too soon for another Living Dummy book, so R.L. Stine comes up with a new totally unique idea: living lawn gnomes! Luckily Ned came equipped with a specialized bat to help destroy the book.