Category Archives: Drinking with Goosebumps

Brrr! Bundle up, viewer, because we’re going on a journey to the Last Frontier. Seward’s Folly. The Sourdough State. Baked Alaska. That’s right, for book #38, Goosebumps goes to West Canada for a thrilling journey on the tundra, featuring: sled dogs, abominable snowmen, and magic balls… snowballs, that is.

Something’s up at Hill House… something ghostly. Duane and Stephanie are obsessed with the legend of the headless ghost, and they’re determined to find his head. Elsewhere, Ned is obsessed with finding head, too, but a different kind of head… Gay glory hole head.

Erin and her best friend Marty are huge fans of the Shock Street movie series, tastefully-handled pornographic films focusing on the ancient technique of the Shocker. But that all changes when Erin’s dad gets them front-row seats to the Shock Street studio tour. Now, Erin and Marty are in for the shocker of a lifetime… As the old saying goes, “thou must insert two ineth the pinketh, and whilst this occurs shall thou place one in the stinketh.”