Crystal and her brother Cole are having a cluckin’ good time in the small town of Goshen Falls… that is, until they clucked up by upsetting the local witch, Vanessa. Now there’s no clucking way they can show their faces anymore, because they’re turning into mother cluckin’ chickens! Reader beware, you’re in for a Thinner ripoff.
Category Archives: Drinking with Goosebumps
How I Learned to Fly
Jack Johnson’s had it. He had that one hit song in the mid-2000s, but since then, it’s been drier than a nun on Easter. But everything is about to change. Because Jack just dug up the coolest book. It’s called Flying Lessons. It tells how humans can learn to fly. Poor Jack. He didn’t notice the book was by Harrison Ford. But now that Jack’s learned how to fly, he’s about to crash back into Earth… Harrison Ford-style…
Beware, the Snowman
R.L. Stine decides to use the comma in baffling ways, resulting in much discussion about grammar and almost none about the book itself.
Escape from Horrorland
We play a 90s PC game. It may or may not have Jeff Goldblum.
Calling All Creeps!
Ricky Beamer wants revenge for getting fired from the school newspaper, so he concocts a plan to get back at Tasha, the head editor. Only his plan backfires, and now he’s getting late night calls… strange calls, weird calls… from creepy sex predators. I mean, creepy alligator monsters.
“Vampire Breath” is the forty-ninth book in the original Goosebumps book series. It was first published in 1996. The original cover illustration shows Count Nightwing briefly emerged from his coffin with dead flowers in his left hand and a bottle of Vampire Breath in front of his coffin. [insert funny sexual innuendos about sucking somebody dry here.]
Attack of the Jack-O’-Lanterns
Drew and her best friend Walker are eager to get even after getting pranked two years ago by Tabitha and Lee. It’s Halloween, the perfect time for some scary revenge. The only problem is Drew hasn’t come up with a good prank. Yep, it’s literally been two years since she and Walker got pranked, and in TWO YEARS they still haven’t thought of a way to get back at Tabitha and Lee. Like, for the love of god– just put a flaming bag of poop on their doorstep and call it a day already!
The House of No Return
The boys read the first short story from Tales to Give You Goosebumps, then watch the TV episode that goes with it.
Legend of the Lost Legend
Justin and his sister Marissa are traveling with their father in the woods of Brovania. Bro! Brovania is home to the legendary Lost Legend, a highly-prized tome that has eluded treasure hunters for five hundred years. Justin and Marissa might just be able to find it… if they can get through all the bullshit nonsense that R.L. Stine* has in store for them.