Guess who’s staying with a relative? Yep, Gretchen and her stepbrother Clark are shacking up with the grandparents. At first it’s a dull affair, but then Gretchen starts hearing strange noises from the locked room upstairs… Could her grandparents be keeping… a monster? Nah, it’s probably just some weird kinky sex room. Meanwhile, Ned, Bob, and Jason attempt to get some sponsors. Enjoy a refreshing Hamster© today!
Category Archives: Drinking with Goosebumps
Drinking with Animorphs
Ghost Camp
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Say Cheese and Die– Again!
Greg is wicked bummed when his teacher, Mr. Saur, doesn’t believe his report on the evil camera. When he gets an F on his report, Greg decides to go find the camera and prove he’s telling the truth. But wouldn’t you know it: the evil camera is still evil? Meanwhile, the TV show couldn’t get Ryan Gosling back to reprise his role as Greg– well look at Mr. Bigshot here, too good for low-budget Canadian television.
The Beast from the East
Ginger and her twin brothers Pat and Nat find themselves lost in the woods. They stumble upon a place where the trees are unnaturally high, the bushes are purple, and the grass is yellow. Then they’re confronted by the Beasts, big blue throbbing veiny– whoops, sorry, wrong book. Big blue creatures that want to play a game… an insidious game… a horrifying game: tag.
Egg Monsters from Mars
During his sister Brandy’s egg hunt birthday party, Dana finds an egg… a weird egg. A pulsing, throbbing, veiny egg. An engorged, trembling egg that’s so swollen and inflated that it’s just bursting to explode with its yolky goodness. Speaking of penises I mean eggs, it turns out Max has a real thirst for them.
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween
Remember that Goosebumps movie sequel that came out half a year ago? Welp, the boys finally got around to seeing it, so here’s some quick thoughts on it. (It sucked.)
Bad Hare Day
Tim wants to be a magician just like his hero, Amaz-O. Too bad Tim’s too broke to afford magic tricks, and his sister is constantly ruining his magic shows. But things go bad from worse when his sister gets turned into a rabbit! And Rob Schneider is.. a stapler!
Night of the Living Dummy III
Third time’s the charm, or at least that’s what R.L. Stine was thinking when he put out Same Thing as the Last Two Dummy Books III. Join us as we discuss the finer points of ventriloquism, pranking your cousin, and dummy gangbangs.
Chillogy
It’s the holiday season, and the guys celebrate by tackling the Goosebumps TV episodes that WEREN’T based off a book or short story. That’s right, it’s… the Chillogy!