It’s time for another Goosebumps sequel! Steve wants a Halloween mask just as scary as Carly Beth’s from last year. But when the creepy old man mask makes him weak and impotent, there’s no Viagra or Cialis in sight. Meanwhile, the guys are offended that someone online said they don’t drink enough, so they rise to the challenge. But will they go too far? Yes, yes they will.
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A Shocker on Shock Street
Erin and her best friend Marty are huge fans of the Shock Street movie series, tastefully-handled pornographic films focusing on the ancient technique of the Shocker. But that all changes when Erin’s dad gets them front-row seats to the Shock Street studio tour. Now, Erin and Marty are in for the shocker of a lifetime… As the old saying goes, “thou must insert two ineth the pinketh, and whilst this occurs shall thou place one in the stinketh.”
Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes
It’s too soon for another Living Dummy book, so R.L. Stine comes up with a new totally unique idea: living lawn gnomes! Luckily Ned came equipped with a specialized bat to help destroy the book.
The Horror at Camp Jellyjam
Wendy and her brother Elliot find themselves stranded in Camp Jellyjam, where the creepy camp counselors encourage everyone to give it their all in every sport and activity… or else. Elsewhere, Amy wins the gold medal for another lackluster shot recipe, and the guys reach for low hanging fruit with fat jokes and jabs at women playing sports.
The Barking Ghost
Like the drunken phoenix rising from the ashes of a DUI scene, we have returned. R.L. Stine gets lazy and decides off-leash dogs constitute a horror theme. And no, the dogs aren’t even rabid like Cujo. Meanwhile, Amy and Max finally catch up with the guys. Happy Halloween, bitches!
Night of the Living Dummy II
Ned’s got a new friend with a rude mouth. Bob’s got a love for pizza. Jason’s got suddenly Jewish. And R.L. Stine’s got some great new original ideas for his sequel to Night of the Living Dummy.
Drinking with Goosebumps Bloopers 3: How Stella Got Her Bloop Back
Yes, it’s time for more offensive outtakes, bloopers, and farting. Now with 100% more rape jokes.
Block Talk
On this week’s show, Bob interviews friend and fellow Batmanologist Malach. Together they discuss the latest hit DC movie, all while building Batman and Superman Lego sets.
It Came From Beneath the Sink!
Kat finds a strange sponge underneath the sink. It breathes, has eyes, and… throbs! R.L. Stine’s latest erotic adventure will leave you trembling and gasping for more. Meanwhile, Melissa, Kristin, and Carly drink a little too much of Billy’s latest shot…
Monster Blood III
Evan and Andy are back for more Monster Blood shenanigans, and this time, it’s… well, just like the last time. Elsewhere, Ned tries to fix what God didn’t give him.